So I got this strange email today:

[digitaldollies]

I wondered if these ever work for people, because if it does I'm going to write up one that would go something like this:

Dear Kind Honorable Sucker,
Please a student that was one a member of the royal family of Atlanta really needs your help releasing a billion dollars. All I need is lots of your money.




I Need Your Help Please ! ! !

First and foremost I want to introduce myself to you. My Name is Derrick Kwasi Son to Late Dr. Mathew Kwasi. I am 20yrs old Boy and my Sister is 14yrs. We are From Liberia Our Father was killed by the some rebels during the war Crisis in Liberia. So we ran to Ghana for our security . My consignment contains $15 million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify. The consignments are presently in the STATE (USA). The consignment gets to the State through the help of Dr. Carlos Mensah The fact is that Dr.Carlos Mensah is supposed to have delivered this consignment to Mr.Mark William in the USA.

The week Dr.Carlos Mensah got to the State after clearing the consignment from the Airport Custom, he call Mr.Mark William to give him the description to his house for the delivery, but his House Helper answered the call and told Dr.Carlos Mensah that Mr.Mark William hard a fatal car accident which lead to his death some few hours later.

Mr.Mark William has already paid the demurrages from the security company, and he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the Documentation needed for the delivery, which is so expensive that he spent 25 thousand dollars to acquire it, but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that was why Dr.Carlos Mensah has to put the consignment with a ware house over there in the State and called us to informed us about what is happening.

Please I and my sister seek for you to stand as our Beneficiary / God Loving Parent to contact the Diplomat so that he can be able to relocate the Consignment to you.


Please, would you be of assistant to me and my sister to Contact Dr.Carlos Mensah on time and get back to me through mail. I await your urgent response. My sister is very ill and she needs medical treatment urgently.

Thanks and God bless you
Derrick Kwasi.

derrick05@gmx.com

derrickkwasi@live.com

Comments

[faechangeling]

So... you want my Social Security number and banking account information, yes? :D

[digitaldollies]

I know, right. Also maybe he didn't realize but in the US, 20 means that you can't be adopted as a minor child. I'm just saying.

[faechangeling]

Well, the legal age to hold a gun in Liberia is probably five years old, so maybe things are a wee bit backwards?

[digitaldollies]

So very true, I didn't think of that one. lol. I hope he gets his :problem" fixed soon, maybe I'll get less emails.